If only everyone had a donkey the world would be such a nicer place. We could all sit around and tell stories about our donkeys. We could talk about how strong they are; about how loyal they are; about how much they help reduce the amount of work we would otherwise have to do in the field.
But we don't.
Many of us don't even have two nickels to rub together. Do you know why?
Because internet marketers are always offering you "Free" stuff that, somehow, always seems to cost you more in the long run.
Well, if you hurry up, you might be able to find another marketer who will offer you fifty dollars off his next 800 dollar package, or maybe a dusty set of cheap old ebooks on how to master Windows 93.
...or, you could just be one of the first in line to get this cool new, powerful app... since it's really cool, really new and really powerful. But now you know that there's going to be all kinds of trained monkeys trying to tempt you to "use my link" in exchange for all kinds of "discounts" and gifts that inevitably lead to backend sales and more financial ruin...
And guess who that would make a donkey?
And to whom would you belong?
Oh the stories we could tell....