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Friday, June 27, 2008

Elephantiasis Outbreak Strikes the Entrecard Blogger Community!

The Entrecard blogging community has suffered it's first ever epidemic of Elephantiasis. For those of you who yet have no clue, elephantiasis is a disease where you grow some REALLY big balls.

Yes, the picture to the left is a ball - a testicle ball. And an abnormal amount of Entrecarders have grown them to such an abnormal size that it actually caused "The Good Ship Entrecard" to list to one side.

Make no bones about it, a good set of balls is both healthy and integral to the functioning of life. But once they grow past a certain size, they become weighty - no longer perfectly suspended and floating freely - and just plain cumbersome on what should otherwise be an idyllic march towards progress.

So, to their credit, these ballsy Entrecarders, loaded their weighty vesicles into weighty vessels and set sail for "groaner" pastures. After a tempestuous journey across deep and pensive internet seas, they found safe harbor in the VERY shallow waters of the Superficial Gallery...

Entrecard Superficial Gallery(don't get your hopes up - it lives up to its name)

If you want to visit this leper-style colony, it is advised that you possess an advanced understanding of infectious diseases and do so at your own risk.

However, if you just can't get your fill of elephantiasized Entrebabies, you can find a milder, slightly witty and much safer reportage from the nearby island of...

Entrecard blog firestorm
Entrecard has been stablized and is now steadily recovering.

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25 comments:

Acadia said...

We don't have leprosy, fool.

Sam Freedom said...

"leprosy-style", fool

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Jason said...

I don't know about entrecard much anymore. Since they changed their 'pricing' I've seen a huge drop off in hits from entrecard.
Oh well, I still have them on one of my pages and drop a few cards everyday.

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Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Sam! 29?

Internet Marketing Coach said...

Can't see any of the pictures. Wondering what I'm missing.

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Lex said...

I thought it was elephantitis - oh wait, that's actually a condition where all parts swell up, right? I'm remembering a comment by William Burroughs about intellectuals, I think it was, whose gonads were so big that they pushed them around in wheelbarrows in front of them. It wasn't a compliment though.

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Baby Center said...

I don't know about entrecard much anymore. Since they changed their 'pricing' I've seen a huge drop off in hits from entrecard.

Moonstone said...

Funny! Have to say though, the unfeasibly-large spheroid in the left picture needs a ruler held up to it to give some sense of scale. It could be the size of a football or a golf ball.

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Alaska Newspapers said...

your blog should be of good quality with at least a handful of existing posts.The whole idea of Entrecard is to be a community as well and i would be more interested in a better method of improving.

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