Well, the Easter season is upon us again. Whether you're an internet marketer, a marketing blogger, or just someone who likes to sleep with them, you couldn't help but notice that your site was even deader than the usual deadness of this good ol' day of rest. And unless you've been chillin' in a cave with Bin Laden, or in a country where the mail comes once a month by donkey, you also couldn't help but notice that chocolate bunnies, marshmallow peeps and candy eggs got way more attention than any of the banal, standard crap that you've been regularly serving up on your website. In fact, the only sites that either maintained or increased their Alexa rankings were sponsored by Al-Qaida supporters with their "my prophet can beat up your messiah" taunts, Godiva Chocolates Easter Selection, or about Barack Obama...
Well, Fortunately, Monday Will Come.
Even though we cherish our respective saviors and worship our chocolate idols, we still wait with hunger for that Monday morning rock to roll away and our website to be resurrected - Easter candy aisles at Walgreens and Walmarts all across the country will either be wiped clean or in a state of serious disrepair, Uncle Billy will come home from rehab, the Pope will declare war on radical Islam, Bin Laden will throw in the towel in exchange for a beach house in Malibu, Obama and Hillary will make up and make out, and somehow... some way... everything's gonna turn out just fine...
Here's a few more videos to amuse you. In exchange, tell me, whether you celebrate it or not, what do you do Easter weekend, with whom, and where and why? And what happened to your website traffic? And your chocolate bunnies?
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10 comments:
haha the post was quite funny. i see why graham enjoys your blog so!
keep it up. thanks for sharing!
Thank you, riot.
These are too funny! Thanks for sharing them with me, it is like you knew I needed a laugh today.
i just joined twitter! it's the next facebook...
Thanks!!
It's Good to be Home Sober Again + Alive!!
No More Hookers n Blow for this Kid!!
;PPP
Very amusing! Bit dated now right enough but still funny.
Excellent. Cheered me up that did. Thanks for sharing
Very entertaining. That obama's video was really funny.
Wow Sam, this is a very insightful blog!
Thanks for the amazing videos
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